Global Warming Week-in-Review 5/4/2008
4 May 2008
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Welcome, everyone, to the weekly global warming hoax news round-up.
Sunday, April 27:
In a very inconvenient truth for global warming activists around the globe, it was revealed that 30% of our corn crop goes to the production of ethanol. To give a representation of the inefficiency of corn-based ethanol, it takes 450 pounds of corn to fill a 25 gallon fuel tank. I’d call that inefficient. As if that level of inefficiency wasn’t scary enough, the global warming crowd is scaring us back into the stone age. The public’s fear of nuclear power sources stems from the media’s coverage of Three MIle Island and Chernobyl, which were based on old technology (and, in the case of Chernobyl, improper safety standards). The green movement has little in the way of a solution to reducing carbon dioxide emissions while keeping the lights on. Instead, they use scare tactics to make us give up energy, which is the cornerstone of a healthy economy.
Monday, April 28:
Ah, those silly greenies. Always finding ways to make life in this world just a little more unpleasant each day. On Monday, we learned that the ecolibs called for the halt of new highway construction because of carbon dioxide gas emissions. Evidently having cars actually move forward instead of having them stopped at intersections just doesn’t help the agenda of the global warming hoax. Speaking of cars, it was learned on Monday that ethanol provides rather poor fuel economy when compared to regular gasoline. But haven’t the ecolibs been pushing for the automakers to create more fuel-efficient engines? How is using ethanol going to help when we’re just having to buy more of it to go the same distance when compared to gasoline?
Tuesday, April 29:
Dr. William Gray’s sponsor, Colorado State University, will no longer sponsor his forecasts because he gets too much attention. Where’s the attention coming from? His outspokenness on the global warming hoax. Apparently liberal institutions can’t have a conservative on staff with opinions that don’t meet the status quo. While Dr. Gray is experiencing a hiccup in his relations with Colorado State University, the Earth is burping methane. For those of you that missed the original article last week, I predicted methane to be the next carbon dioxide and an evolution in the global warming hoax. Since people don’t consider global warming an issue at all in the upcoming elections, the global warming activists have dug deep to present methane gas as the next thing that will kill us all. Their story? Methane is 25 times more potent as a greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide. With the planet warming, methane may begin to bubble up from the sea floor, which will ensure our doom.
Wednesday, April 30:
Global warming is causing more people to die of HIV/AIDS. How is global warming doing this? It’s caused by a shortage of food which, if anyone on the side of climate change pays attention, their ethanol plan is isn’t helping matters at all. All along I thought it was generally spread by sharing needles and unprotected intercourse but leave it up to the climate change crowd to correct me. The malnutrition caused by a lack of food wreaks havoc on immune systems and people will begin getting “new and unusual” illnesses. I think it’s already happening. I call it GlobalWarmingActivist-itis. Barack Obama and the other presidential candidates were in the news on Wednesday while discussing the call for a gas tax holiday during the summer driving season. Before I continue, the excuse of gas prices going higher during the summer has nothing to do with summer driving. It has to do with the environmentalists provisions for special blends of gasoline that must be used in the summer to help reduce pollution and smog. The special blends can only be manufactured in certain refineries and the overall effect is that it causes a gasoline shortage for the rest of the country. Anyway, Hillary Clinton and John McCain are on board for a gas tax holiday while Obama simply wants to implement a cap-and-trade system to force polluting industries, like oil companies, to buy carbon credits to offset pollution, the cost of which will trickle down to you as the consumer. But, much like the rest of the political arena in the United States, they won’t discuss offshore or ANWR drilling to ease our dependence on foreign oil. Silly politicians.
Thursday, May 1:
The big news on Thursday was that global warming was forecast to stop for 10 years. Mother Nature, Gaia, or whatever the environmentalists call her this week has given us humans a temporary reprieve while we get our collective acts together. Sounds like to me that the Earth is much more complex than any model can predict and can react to whatever circumstances are presented. This just goes to show that no matter what humans can throw at the planet, the planet can always adjust. Haven’t heard Al Gore’s take on this, yet, but I hear he’s not giving too many interviews these days. Speaking of the loser of the 2000 Presidential race, there was a little comparison of greenness between the ex-veep and the current President, George W. Bush on who was greener. The winner? George by a landslide. Remember folks, the green crowd is a “do as I say, not as I do” group.
Friday, May 2:
We learned more about the global food crisis thanks to corn-based ethanol. Farmers are receiving about double what they used to get for corn and two oil companies are building a $3 billion pipeline from the midwest to the east that will carry over three billion gallons of ethanol a year. In a funny twist of fate, climate change was blamed on the deaths of mammals. Seeing as how no technology was available to cause global warming during the time of the wooly mammoths, I take this as a slap in the face of ethanol-burning, carbon-conscious environmentalists everywhere. Also, conservative Boris Johnson been incumbent London Mayor Livingstone, a disciple of Al Gore, on what was described as an environmental campaign. Tired of the crackpot climate taxes and restrictive lifestyle changes, London voters brought a fresh face to the city hoping to get a reprieve from the liberal Livingstone.
Saturday, May 3:
I took a well-deserved day off. I hope you’ll do that for yourselves sometime this week. Enjoy your week!
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