Ted Turner: Global warming could lead to cannibalism

Thursday, April 3, 2008, 17:18
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Before I start, let me say that if food prices go any higher, global warming activism could lead to cannibalism.

Ted Turner, media mogul and husband of famous left-winger Jane Fonda, has proposed in all his scientific wisdom that global warming could lead to cannibalism. You see folks, global warming is going to scorch the planet and nothing will grow. Since animals will have nothing eat, there won’t be any livestock. And since there won’t be any plants or livestock, we’ll all eat each other, sort of like in that movie Alive, except there won’t be any snow.

I’m thinking that if there’s any warming, it will help produce more food due to the increased carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. Don’t plants typically grow better in greenhouses and isn’t global warming called the greenhouse effect? Or maybe I’m wrong.

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A social and fiscal conservative, I scour the news for information that disputes the current man-made global warming indoctrination that takes place around the world. I take a rather sarcastic approach to reporting on the nonsense being spewed by the talking heads in the media and the governments around the world.