Global Warming Hoax Week-in-Review 07/07/2008
Welcome everyone to the global warming hoax week-in-review!
Monday, June 30:
It seems that no matter how hard the environmentalists try, they just can’t get the planet to work in their favor. The new highly-touted greenhouse gas methane, which is 24 times more powerful than carbon dioxide, seems to be leveling off in the atmosphere. With all the Arctic ice melting away, we were supposed to see drastic increases in methane. It’s just not happening. Also, the Netherlands has instituted an airline tax in the name of global warming for all flights leaving the country. The Amsterdam airport is expected to receive 50,000 fewer visitors this year thanks to the new carbon tax on flights.
Tuesday, July 1:
Besides Canada Day being the implementation date of the British Columbia carbon tax, more global warming alarmists are doing their part to not really help the environment. It was learned this week that Prince Charles recently reduced his carbon footprint to 2,795 tons per year. Considering the average Brit’s carbon foot print is about 11 tons per year, I’d say Charles has a way to go before he can chastise others for not doing their part. Tuesday was a celebrity hypocrite double-whammy day as Police front-man Sting was found to have flown from England to Germany in his 14 passenger jet solo. Sting, in 2005, said that President Bush needed to be convinced of the reality of global warming. Maybe Sting needs to be schooled in the art of conservation.
Wednesday, July 2:
NASA is launching a satellite to, wait for it, determine the cause of climate change. Its data will also be used to make economic and environmental policy. NASA can’t even get their own global warming data right. Why should we let them dictate policy? Also, Charlotte North Carolina broke a 123 year-old low temperature, breaking the previous record set way back in 1885. Brrrr! When did summer get so cold?
Thursday, July 3:
An architect is working on floating cities for refugees of climate change we discovered on Thursday. These big bowl-looking floating islands come complete with mountains and valleys for different views, and will be carbon-neutral. Can’t we just send the carbon quacks away on these now to sail the seven seas? Joe Klein is proposing a government-mandated five degree drop in your thermostat to keep your air conditioner from running so much and, of course, to save the planet. California proposed this earlier in the year and it seems the idea has resurfaced.
Friday, July 4th:
Happy Independence Day, America! Massachusetts has passed an energy bill that, while it seems good on the surface, is all about forcing personal conservation rather than doing any real good to help the environment. And first it was global warming. Then climate change. Now it’s global disruption according to global warming/climate change/global disruption scientist/activist John Holdren. Holdren says that it’s not just the temperature of the planet that’s a concern of the environmentalists. It’s floods/hurricanes/tornadoes/drought/rain/snow/sleet/hail/volcanoes/plate tectonics/Mars is warming too/THE SUN WILL EXPLODE IN FIVE BILLION YEARS!!! Alright. I made up the sun exploding part. And the volcanoes/plate tectonics and Mars thing. But you get the point I hope.
Thanks again to everyone for continuing to read my blog. It’s a personal joy to see so many people interested in the global warming hoax.
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