Helmet Hair May Cause Global Warming

Monday, October 27, 2008, 12:37
Print This Post
Email This Post

Photo courtesy Dano and licensed by Creative Commons.

I think I’ve now heard it all. Helmet hair from cycling may contribute to global warming. How, you ask? Well evidently people are concerned about bicycle helmets messing up their hair so, instead of cycling to work and not polluting the world with those nasty carbon dioxide molecules, they drive. Hence, the fear of messing up hair is killing the planet. What a bunch of baloney.

Of course, we could all just buy a “hairmet”. Confused? Watch the Scrubs clip below:

About the Author

Skeptic has written 1651 stories on this site.

A social and fiscal conservative, I scour the news for information that disputes the current man-made global warming indoctrination that takes place around the world. I take a rather sarcastic approach to reporting on the nonsense being spewed by the talking heads in the media and the governments around the world.